Where the Hell Have You Been?!

Yes, it’s been a while. Here’s the update all around from this fucked up kid you call your friend (or something like that):

I survived my sister’s visit with minor scrapes & bruises.

The summer has been filled with more b-day parties than 1) i can count on both hands 2) i can remember. (Do I really have that many friends, or do all of them just have birthdays in the warmer months?!)

August 1 marked my 2-year anniversary at KBP. The Wendy’s account has been crazy but good, amd I really am in need of a change in my professional life. This pic says it all.

I’m looking forward to Labor Day at Southern Decadence, even though that will mean the end of summer. Only a few more Saturdays at the pier left for me before the leaves start to fall; it’s sad, but I think I’m over sweating through my clothes this year.

I’m still single and wouldn’t have it any other way. Or at least that’s what I tell myself. The boys keep coming out of the woodwork, and this island continues to get smaller and smaller by the day. But I’m loving life, except when I hate it.

Oh, and did I mention I bought a house. Things you need to know: 1) it’s in Mobile, 2) the down payment was the money left for me in my grandfather’s will, 3) the current renter's obviously have small children (see pic below)!


What am I going to do with a house in Mobile? Rent it out to the highest bidder & let it pay for itself. That’s what I’m gonna do! So random.

Other random updates/reminders: I’ll be 25 in less than a month, my BFF (this does not mean best female friend) MSD will be coming to visit me with his beau the weekend before Labor Day, and my girl KBH is moving home to Nashvegas to be a rockstar. I’m not prepared to talk about the latter, but anyone needing a bday list from me can give me a shout!

Love you all in my own special way.

Until next time…