Catch-22

We as humans tend to want what we can't have. It's a fucked-up phenomenon that drives many individuals crazy on an almost-daily basis.

Another mystery is how sometimes we don't really "want" something, yet we "do" because someone else has it. It's like pointless coveting and so unproductive, yet I am a culprit all too often!

...and why do we seem to find something we're looking for about 3 seconds after we stop looking for it?! (or something good comes back around to us seconds after we become at peace with it and seemingly forget that it existed). And after you get over the surprise the Universe slapped you with, you think, 'Why tha hell didn't I let that go a long time ago?'

These are just a few of the frustrating phenomenon plaguing the human race that I was born into, along with all of you other psychotic bitches and bitchettes out there!

On a more alcoholic note, I told myself at the beginning of the week that I was not going to have a drink until my co-worker T.H.'s birthday bash this weekend. Well, what's a boy gonna do when he walks into his apartment yesterday evening and the bottle calls out to him?! He's gonna rescue the bottle from his lonely despair...then I went out and caught up for the week by going out with the Russian (everyone should have one, like Carrie Bradshaw had Aleksandr Petrovsky)! S.R.) if you're reading, no offense...I had a great time at detention :-) And for all you perverts out there, we are just friends...nothing more!

The point of this story: detoxing only works if you want it to & my 3 seconds are up!

And in breaking news, Alabama produces another class act (click below).