The First Day of the Rest of My Life

So, you might be wondering how my first day of work went today. If you are, it went well! If you aren’t, go fuck yourself because that means you don’t give a shit about me! And that’s okay :-)

My reflective thoughts on the day:

1) I’m definitely going to have to get re-acquainted with the breed of prick that advertising seems to attract.

2) I might have time to write my first novel with all the down time that I expect to have!

3) Can we talk about all the hot gay men I work with?!

4) Today was a good day!

I’m off to enjoy my martini. Cheers.

(Call me when you think it's clever.)