AIM Convo of the Week

You know those times when you're chatting online and you just feel the need to copy & paste part of your conversation. This was one of those times!

other_person (2:09:17 PM): I should have known something was up when we didn't have sex until our seventh date
davidwattsmiller (2:12:53 PM): 7th? wow...that almost could be considered courting!
other_person (2:14:43 PM): that's what got me...I was so flattered and felt so good about the direction things were going
other_person (2:14:53 PM): that I forgot I'm a gay man in teh city...so either he had some sort of disease or he was a psycho
davidwattsmiller (2:16:40 PM): when this guy told me he didn't drink, and wouldn't admit to being in AA, i had to let him go....i can't trust someone like that.
other_person (2:18:45 PM): know what's funny?
other_person (2:19:07 PM): I have one rule when I start dating someone: No matter how terrible the truth is, always come clean with me and we stand a good chance of getting over it and working things out
other_person (2:19:27 PM): I virtually give one get-out-of-jail free card...and yet people still are all about lying
davidwattsmiller (2:24:11 PM): can i steal your rule?
davidwattsmiller (2:26:25 PM): it's pretty smart....yeah, i'm stealing it
other_person (2:28:41 PM): sure...
other_person (2:28:43 PM): it's all yours
other_person (2:28:50 PM): I've got a million little treasures tucked away
other_person (2:28:57 PM): so back to your taint...
davidwattsmiller (2:29:02 PM): lol
davidwattsmiller (2:29:43 PM): mr. vague and dr. taint
davidwattsmiller (2:30:06 PM): what should the theme song be?
other_person (2:30:14 PM): I wonder what our signal would look like when the police commisioner need to get in touch with us
other_person (2:30:25 PM): hmm...the song has got to peg us exactly
other_person (2:33:49 PM): I'm torn between "I Want Your Sex" and "My Heart Will Go On"
davidwattsmiller (2:34:15 PM): nothing's coming to mind...i'm sure it will come to us at a bar while licking salt off each other.
other_person (2:34:51 PM): I'm onto at least one of your superpowers...
other_person (2:35:22 PM): the ability to distract...and awake sleeping creatures...with your words
davidwattsmiller (2:35:48 PM): lol
davidwattsmiller (2:36:43 PM): what can i say?! i have this thing with licking people....lol....my name is david, and i'm a licker
other_person (2:37:10 PM): welcome david
other_person (2:37:15 PM): the first step is admitting you have a problem
other_person (2:37:24 PM): the second step is practice, practice, practice until perfect
other_person (2:37:39 PM): and I, out of the kindness of my heart, would like to volunteer to be your sponsor
davidwattsmiller (2:38:29 PM): aw, that's so sweet....so where should i place the salt first, mr. sponsor?
other_person (2:42:48 PM): well, since you seem to have such a fondness for taint...
other_person (2:42:55 PM): I mean...
other_person (2:43:15 PM): no wait, that's exactly what I meant
other_person (2:43:53 PM): I'll only be in control for the first six, or seven months...after that, you'll need to start taking steps to place the salt where you want it
davidwattsmiller (2:44:16 PM): i see
other_person (2:44:32 PM): too much?
davidwattsmiller (2:44:56 PM): that would be my longest sponsorship ever!...lol
other_person (2:45:17 PM): then you obviously haven't found the right sponsor yet
davidwattsmiller (2:47:06 PM): it takes time, ya know....to find someone you lick, that licks you....and to keep licking that same person....
other_person (2:47:40 PM): and you have officially awoken the grizzly bear from hibernation
other_person (2:47:43 PM): good going Dr. Taint
other_person (2:47:55 PM): it does take time...and it can't be forced.
other_person (2:48:18 PM): but licking all over the city is absolutely nothign compared to licking the same person over and over again once you've found him
davidwattsmiller (2:48:42 PM): and sometimes it's good to force it!
davidwattsmiller (2:49:02 PM): because once you're in, you're in.
davidwattsmiller (2:49:09 PM): lol
other_person (2:52:00 PM): holy crap