I’m Officially Not Allowed Out In Public

Straight to the point, to the kicker, the MAIN reason why I should be locked up: I cannot be trusted with alcohol, men, and most definitely when the two and I are shaken (or stirred).

I have to keep reminding myself that there are worse things in life that could have happened, and worse things that probably happened last night to people in the bar around me. But it still hurts (losing my iPod that is), not to mention the loss of my navy jacket (a staple in my wardrobe). The guy who answered the phone at the bar when I called this afternoon said it all: “How did you leave your jacket at a bar? Were you a little drunk or something?” Um, YA THINK?!

I have a problem. No, seriously.